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23

Apr

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th)

22

Apr

myresin:

garrusdatingsimulator:

is this Mass Effect

Shakarian romance

myresin:

garrusdatingsimulator:

is this Mass Effect

Shakarian romance

(Source: 10uhclock)

the hands of the divine

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the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

(Source: seigneurruei)

tentakrule:

tentakrule:

image

(Source: tibets)

that-annoying-asian:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

ben knows what’s up. Jackson get your shit together

that-annoying-asian:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

ben knows what’s up. Jackson get your shit together

Okay, to all my new lovely followers! 

I love u, you’re my new favourites. Every single one of you!

<3

Communist Fan Fiction

runaeveena:

rathon:

timson622222:

hippie-jew:

Lenin and Stalin caressed gently in the moonlit meadow. Despite the chilly night, Stalin felt warm as he stared into his lover’s beautiful eyes. Lenin felt his heart beating rapidly as he leaned n for a tender kiss. The two closed eyes and felt their lips press together gently, immersed…

What should the ship name be?

Clearly it’s the Soviet Union.

i still need putin’s backstory with lenin

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

(Source: buzzfeed)

mightyfinevalkorian:

mightyfinevalkorian:

A guide on how to give a blowjob:

image

It finally died

captainzaksparro:

pattomore:

story of my life 

When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration.
Dear god was I wrong.

captainzaksparro:

pattomore:

story of my life 

When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration.

Dear god was I wrong.

21

Apr

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight